One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.

Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.

by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

Crashed your pony

To wreck or destroy someones hopes or dreams.

To make one loose his train of thought.

Dude! You crashed my pony!
Ha! I crashed your pony!

by albacoffie March 24, 2011

Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

by swampchappy February 1, 2010

One Track Pony

Another way of saying One Hit Wonder, an artist known for only one song and nothing else.

Crazy Town is a famous one track pony with that song "Butterfly" in the early 2000s

by Phyterpilot April 19, 2019

party pony pie

A pie in which you stick a plastic horse or pony figurine to celebrate a friend's birthday. Especially used if the figurine is Pinky Pie or is wearing a party hat.

We were too broke for candles this year and the store was out of cakes so we got him a party pony pie instead to celebrate in style!

by Harmonyprincess April 23, 2022

Pedro Pony Day

Pedro Pony Day takes place on the 2nd of September. It is a celebration of the creation of Pedro Pony (a Peppa Pig character) along with the creation of his friends.

Pedro Pony Day. 2/9

by Tammy Sandford August 21, 2021