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piss flaps

Old saggy vadge lips or abnormally huge labia majoras; mythical cunt lips on women of loose morals. Piss Lips are what most busted old whores end up with in the putird old age of 60 and up...
Your mothers piss flaps are a dark black on the outer edges, blending into a dark brown going in and finally a rashy-pink at her sad dry entrance.

She needs to stop pissing in the river, her piss flaps will catch parsitic cheese!
by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
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Flopsy

A casual date (usu. a young woman) invited to dinner (or drinks or a weekend away, etc.) in order to make up numbers rather than out of any genuine romantic interest.
Jules: I didn't fancy going alone so I called up a random flopsy.
by t9r9d9 July 2, 2008
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Floosie

A slut that gives a blowjob and handjob. She also gets eaten out and fingered IN 1 NIGHT. She is so loose no one would ever do her. Not even a kiss, because of all of the coldsores.
That girl turned into a floosie to get another guy, because she thought he liked floosies. The joke is on her. No one likes her.
by Floosiehater July 9, 2009
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Floosh

In the same way that cunt is an extremely bad word for vagina, floosh is an extremely bad word for ass hole.
"That girl is such a floosh!"
by freakyfloosh April 24, 2010
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Happy Flaps

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!
by Fanal Gourmand March 18, 2004
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flipside

by j - izzle January 13, 2004
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flaps

affectionate name given to a close friend, particularly used for storing said friend in your mobile phone book.

derived from the fact your heart flaps or flutters when you see you have a message from them.
may be preceded or followed by an X showing extra love or sexual desire
louisa: "whats your new number anny?"
anny: "306771"
louisa: "thanks poppet, ill save it as xxAnnyFlapsxx"
anny: "sweet"
by aflapsX August 17, 2011
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