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Mr. Feed me

A fat cat that loves milk, fish, and sleep. He's pretty calm and won't do much to stop him from petting you. He is ok with dogs that he is familiar with, but in any other case he murders. He's the oldest out of his siblings and takes care of hem, but he will steal their food the first chance he gets. "Does he poop in a liter box" No, he poops in any yard except the owners which is good, but at the same time bad when your neighbors find his poop on their new door-mat. In conclusion, Mr. Feed me's are the best kind of cats :)
I love Mr. Feed me. He is the BEST CAT EVER AND HE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL CATS
by teardvrpz April 9, 2022
mugGet the Mr. Feed memug.

feed the penguin

Verb, be fellated by a nun.
Last Sunday, I got to feed the penguin! Worth the ten hours of prayer the priest gave for it.

Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.
by DemonicPuffin August 25, 2021
mugGet the feed the penguinmug.

captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.
Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017
mugGet the captain feed a homug.
This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.
Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.
by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010
mugGet the Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.mug.

Feeding the bong

to feed one's Marijuana waterpipe, thus settling it's appetite for maybe.... 5 minutes.. lol
I wasn't home all day so I fed my bong a few times When I got home from picking up 2 dollar hookers.
sup with feeding the bong
mugGet the Feeding the bongmug.

feed up

Feed up!
by C note March 8, 2025
mugGet the feed upmug.

Feed the horse

The act of pouring granular sugar into your asshole and having a horse lick it out with they long tongue, and them soft lips.
"what took you so long we've been waiting three hours"
"*visibly still cumming* Sorry dude i had to feed the horse"
by McDickNass September 26, 2025
mugGet the Feed the horsemug.

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