facial hair freedom

The day after the season at an amusement park ends, for male workers.

No longer are they forced to shave to absurd standards to pass a strict"grooming policy"

After I stopped worked at the amusement park and started a new job, I celebrated facial hair freedom by not having to waste ten minutes shaving my face.

by Downvoting Victim March 23, 2017

freedomware

utensils used for eating patriotically named food

Hey do you have any freedomware or am I just supposed to eat these fries with my hands?

by americathebeautifulredrocks January 16, 2009

Freedomphobia

To have fear or paranoia others freedoms, or to fear those who have or believe in freedom.

To be forced to give up your freedoms, then forced to conform to the beliefs of the very one who enslaved you due to there freedomphobia.

by Lady Kryptonite March 9, 2011

Freedom Rider

An adult male who prefers not to wear underwear. A free-baller.

Dude -- you oughta become a freedom rider. I started six months ago, and I've never felt so alive.

by RD VLVT June 10, 2011

freedom deposit

A slang term for a goal scored by a member of the United States Men's or Women's National soccer team. Made popular on social media websites such as Twitter.

CLINT DEMPSEY WITH HIS SECOND FREEDOM DEPOSIT OF THE MATCH FOR USA!

by MmmChicken July 25, 2015

Freedom Units

The standard for weights and measures used in the United States

The only measurement system to put a man on the moon

Guy: Did you see The Fat Electrician's new YouTube video?

Chick: The one about NASA and the metric system?

Guy: Yeah! Wasn't it funny?

Chick: Fuckin Merica! (Flashes her tits, Bald Eagle flies by, Team America song plays on P.A. system)

Guy: (Measures her tits in freedom units, not metric)

by Racefueler August 19, 2022

Thick Freedom

The thickest thing since thicki- minaj, he is also a YouTuber who has 135,000 subs as of today,

Guy: Dayum girl u thick
Other Guy: Not as thick as thick freedom
ThickFreedom: Other Guy, you're right!

by Matt Formisano May 30, 2017