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God

The guy who will send you to Hell if you do stupid shit in your life.
Bob: Dude, you can't cuss in the house of God! He'll sned you to Hell when you die.
Rob: I don't give a damn...
by jman73089 December 18, 2007
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god

1. When used with a lowercase g- beings more powerful than humans that seem to go about their own business instead of worrying about us.

2. With a capital g- the intelligent being that many believe to have created the universe. There are the asshole atheists who come on here and spout hate, and the simple minded religious zealots who seem to believe anything anyone tells them. There are the atheists who simply choose to not believe in a god and do not chastize theists and there are the religious people who seem to have had something to confirm their belief in a god after a period of questioning and do not force people into their beliefs. I for one believe in a "god" but not in the common way many do. For example, many say god created only man, but how do we know that? In this (possibly one of many) huge universe, we are guaranteed to find other intelligent life.
1. Zeus was a god.

2. Religious dude: You will go straight to hell! God hates you! Jesus died for your sins! All is allah! Moses split the red sea!
Me: Prove it.

Atheist: You are retarded, God absolutley does NOT exist, the bible is a bunch of bs
Me: Prove it.

What I'm getting at is that we have no actual way of knowing. Just believe what you believe, and don't be a prick to others.
by AntKooc March 27, 2008
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god

Noun. A supreme being that can be consulted using the Google search engine. Gods answers come back in results.
Why go to church when all you have to do is use google?

and remember on of the 10 commendments say to not worship any other gods... that means its agains he 10 connendants to use msn, yahoo, coolwebsearch, etch
by lolwut484793ue3j February 12, 2005
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God

Love. God is Love. God made all and loves all....even you!
by connie D-S April 12, 2008
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God

all that it is, is Nature at work. Dominating force to which the world sacrifices or beholds.
The earth.
God is what I am looking out, outside, mehng.

You can't go down you stay on God, with life.
by europopian July 19, 2009
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God

1) God-A.K.A the universe controller and Earth creator.
2) Someone/something humans look up to, and devote their life to.
3) The mascot of a religion.
Christian: I am going to church to thank my God (Jesus) for the many blessings he brings me.

Islamic: Allah is amazing! He is my god!

Athiest: I don't believe in theism. I believe the world started from Evolution. There is no god I worship or believe in.

Buddhist: I don't believe in a God, but I believe in Siddhartha Gautama, a.k.a the awakened one!
by Think bout it February 21, 2009
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god

God..
A little half man/half animal thing.
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
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