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Floorgy

A floorgy is an event of slight sexual connotation, in which there is a floor, many soft objects, and many people involved. Generally this event involves covering the floor with things such as foam mattresses, topped with blankets and pillows. Then one must add the people, preferrably an even ratio of males to females, or biased based on the host's preferences. The attendees proceed to lay/spoon/fornicate (only if acceptable)in the giant pile of soft goodness.

A floorgy is a great way to enjoy the entertainment of something like a movie, with a large group of people. Then general closeness of people bypasses the possible awkwardness of displays of affection.

Floorgies may not be a good idea in a group of friends that aren't comfortable with eachother, or with homophobic people, so careful discretion when deciding to have a floorgy is required.
Ex 1) Marv, Stephie, Jason and Alyssa had a floorgy while watching 'The Bourne Identity.'

Ex 2) "Hey Mark, we should have floorgies at your house more often, they're super fun!" "Sure Ryan, let's invite many girls and have one right now!" "Super awesome!"
by Ryan R L August 24, 2007
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Floop

What the FLOOP is wrong with this flopping cat
by Floopingcat February 18, 2017
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flooding

peeing underneath the stall door while someone is in there taking a dump
i was mad at my friend, so flooding him while he was on the toilet seemed like a great idea
by floodguy December 24, 2012
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spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.
Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.
by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008
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floob

A floob is one who stands out in such a world of hate. Basically an outcast from society.Theyr not mad of their floobness no, they bask in it.They enjoy the attention of others thinking their ways are either wronge or weird.
Now this word is suppose to be a secret to the nonfloobs, BUT since there is already a post about it,fuck it i mise well tell my point on it right??
Juggalo/Juggalette.

DUDE! Im not gonna tell you what floob means. STFU!
by EvelynStrange March 6, 2008
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boar on the floor

A game played by rich media moguls, to find moles among their staff - involves oinking, crawling, eating sausages and cult-like chanting
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Floogenhooser

a) Used in exclamation after witnessing something exciting, cool, or interesting .
b) Used to purposely embarrass oneself.
c) Because of it's first letter, you can smoothly change the f-word into Floogenhooser under circumstances where the f-word would be less than appropriate.
a) You see something blow up on TV - "FLOOGENHOOSER! That was cool!"
b) You run in front of the screen at a movie theater while yelling "FLOOGENHOOSER, FLOOGENHOOSER!"
c) You stub your toe while at your grandma's house - "Fu....loogenhooser!"
by Wagg February 21, 2005
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