by omelett July 20, 2010

by PorgiePants April 14, 2014

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.
Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.
Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..
Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.
Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..
That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something
Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night
The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking
Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha
Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night
The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking
Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha
by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011

by Acê January 19, 2013

When someone is driving in their car with a bunch of friends, and everyone opens and closes their doors, again and again, to make it seem like your car is going because of the doors being flapped. The driver usually participates aswell. Similar to ghost riding, except you don't get out. Originated in Southern Ontario, Canada.
by Aldenso November 13, 2006

by Dan hecht November 26, 2006

a moist flap of skin, often hairy and dark brown. If you get lucky sometimes you can find rubbery gooey hooch flaps. Often found on a hooch dog or a balls chinnigan McGuffin. Hooch flaps can not be found in south west asia, so don't bother looking there. But the Hot Spot for Hooch flaps are in north America and sometimes south east Africa. Good luck on your hooch flap search
by hoochfan November 3, 2013
