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Power Fish

You have just woken up after a shag, you need a piss and you also need to get rid of the used condom still on your cock, you also need to make certain that the condom is totally disposed of.........enter the POWER FISH, holding the condom still in place you empty your bladder into it, then precisely positioning yourself so that the baloon of piss is directly over the deepest part of the pan, then let go immediatly with both hands. A 'bonus power fish' is sometimes achieved whereby the payload drops with such force that it vanishes round the U bend immediately without even flushing.

The science behind a bonus power fish is still poorly understood but may have something to do with the shape of the particular pan and also the volume of piss in the skin willie. BPF's still only account for 5% of Power Fish.
Re-enters the room....<Thinks> Fucking dynamite Power Fish.

She <thinks> wierd cunt, sounded like a power dump, I wonder if his arse is prolapsed?
by Brucester September 13, 2006
mugGet the Power Fishmug.

what the fish

A rather ingenious and cheerful alternative form of swear or exclamation that is widely accepted.
Someone: "Did you see that shot from that dude?!"
Another one: "What the fish! You kidding me? No one would miss that."
by momo monster December 12, 2008
mugGet the what the fishmug.

fish dick

a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.
oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.
by toohotttohandlebaby October 3, 2006
mugGet the fish dickmug.

Star fish

When having sex with a really inexperienced female who lays on her back with her arms out above her head, legs apart and doesn't really do much other than that - like a star fish.
I was screwing her last night and she was a total star fish.
by pav996r October 12, 2006
mugGet the Star fishmug.

fishing for compliments

This is what 13-16 year old girls do when they lack self confidence. It is extremely fucking annoying.
The correct response to this situation is: Shut the fuck up

Also see Attention Whore
girl1: OMG IM SO FAT
girl 2: OMG NO YOUR NOT
girl 1:YES I AM
Me: Shut the fuck up attention whore ans stop fishing for compliments
by ThisIsApril July 3, 2009
mugGet the fishing for complimentsmug.

Fish Market

When a party/gathering has an over-whelming number of females and no males. The counter-part to 'sausage-fest' but much, much worse.
Kelly: Hey, let's go to that Sig Tau party, I heard it's great.

Susan: No way! I just got back from there, total fish market!
by Honest-E September 27, 2010
mugGet the Fish Marketmug.

Plenty Of Fish

A free online dating agency which should be avoided at all costs. Full of dirty old men and no-hoper teenagers with filthy underpants desperately seeking attractive young women. And as for the photographs - when the hell did you last see a woman who looked like that and needed to use a free dating agency? Someone I know of examined a photo closely and was sure he could see the staple puncture holes where it had been cut out of a glossy magazine.

More like Plenty of Fishy Fannies.
Beware. The gorgeous blonde on Plenty Of Fish you're exchanging suggestive e-mails with is probably really a morbidly obese middle-aged man who likes nice young boys.
by Deadborder February 20, 2012
mugGet the Plenty Of Fishmug.

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