Feel my rug

The innocent, almost double entendre comment made by some normally called Norma-Jean asking if someone has felt her new skirt which when felt has the feel of a nice furry rug.

N-J to client "hey, would you like to feel my rug?"
Client" well, it's an offer I haven't had tonight"

by theoriginalsexyrexy October 21, 2010

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Post-nut Feels

The feeling many get, it's not warm, it's not cold. It's not happy, it's not sad. It's the feeling of nothing you get after you nut. You may ask yourself, "Why did I do this? Why is this a substitute to my lack of romance? Why does this pleasure end with such dread? Masturbation for many is an escape for the lack of love they receive from others.

This very feeling destroys most, it's that feeling of hopelessness. You don't wanna do this, yet you do. You want out of here, yet you're trapped. We are all bound by this pleasure, yet we fail to break the shackles.

Dude don't talk to me right now... I'm having bad post-nut feels.

by FlowFi November 9, 2020

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Don't feel ways

To not care about something, it is a term most commonly used in the UK

What do you think about them breaking up?
- I don't feel ways about it

by OppWitSeriousMembers July 16, 2020

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Feel like April

When you're day is so productive, you start feeling that you are working too much and you should enjoy your life a bit.

Damn, I did so much work in my office, it started to Feel like April.

by AQSQuared September 22, 2018

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Feel Good Points

Inspired by the Gorillaz Feel Good Inc.

A smug "feel out" question from our HR department regarding working for free in an extremely demanding, high paced position.

I don't care how much your friends make at google are you willing to work for feel good points or not?!

by c-hat-e October 18, 2012

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