Post-nut Feels

The feeling many get, it's not warm, it's not cold. It's not happy, it's not sad. It's the feeling of nothing you get after you nut. You may ask yourself, "Why did I do this? Why is this a substitute to my lack of romance? Why does this pleasure end with such dread? Masturbation for many is an escape for the lack of love they receive from others.

This very feeling destroys most, it's that feeling of hopelessness. You don't wanna do this, yet you do. You want out of here, yet you're trapped. We are all bound by this pleasure, yet we fail to break the shackles.
Dude don't talk to me right now... I'm having bad post-nut feels.
by FlowFi November 10, 2020
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12 oclock feels

when it’s midnight and you have nothing to do so you listen to sad music, and get in your feels.
“hey man wyd”-patrick

“nothing much just getting into my 12 oclock feels, hbu”-matt
by tashia June 12, 2018
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Don't feel ways

To not care about something, it is a term most commonly used in the UK
What do you think about them breaking up?
- I don't feel ways about it
by OppWitSeriousMembers July 16, 2020
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Full Feel-tard

Reaching the highest amount of "feels" possible; similar to the phrase "Full Retard"
Friend 1: "Check this song out *plays really depressing song*"
Friend 2: "You just went full feel-tard, man..."
by asdf65 May 22, 2013
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Feel like April

When you're day is so productive, you start feeling that you are working too much and you should enjoy your life a bit.
Damn, I did so much work in my office, it started to Feel like April.
by AQSQuared September 22, 2018
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Feel my rug

The innocent, almost double entendre comment made by some normally called Norma-Jean asking if someone has felt her new skirt which when felt has the feel of a nice furry rug.
N-J to client "hey, would you like to feel my rug?"
Client" well, it's an offer I haven't had tonight"
by theoriginalsexyrexy October 19, 2010
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how feel you?

A way of asking "how do you feel?" in the manner of the great and powerful master Yoda himself.
by Xevious June 09, 2007
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