Eli

Probably smart, but also fucking ugly. Can give good advice. You might be an Eli. Most Eli's are scared of women.

Person 1: I can't remember how a jet engine works.
Person 2: I'll call Eli...

by Rd4rtg September 5, 2023

Eli

Eli is a villan, he’s one of them villains that’s the main character in a book, he’s the one that you follow, and you begin to understand why he does the shit he does. Fr a joker backstory

Eli is also known as 58goat

by birdyy_edits October 16, 2021

Eli

Eli is someone addicted to stake.com, he will gamble your life savings away with no regret. His haircut possibly costs less than the change in his pockets.

Boyfriend: Bitchass eli is on stake again.

Eli: Bro shut up it's due it's going to hit

by YoungLean40 October 17, 2022

Ely-Sam

Ely-Sam is the most wonderful soul out there. Having him as a friend might kill you laughing out loud but it’s worth it.
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!

Someone: Hi Ely-Sam !

Ely-Sam: sac a fiak call me ely !

by Ely-sam the boss November 21, 2021

Elis

Absolute madlad, he do be vibing doe 😳

Gamer girl: Hey, is that an absolute madlad?

Epic gamer: Yes, that's Elis.

by apelsinkartong March 30, 2020

Eli

a really funny person who can be a bit mean but all in all very nice

"he's so funny!"
"well duh his names Eli"

by 420.vapemaster.69 November 22, 2021

elie

Elie is a man that has a huge, throbbing, massive horse cock and he’s really hot too

Omg! he has an elie-sized cock! He’s so hot!

by definitely not named élie November 21, 2021