Take that you stupid elephant

Outdoing someone that was attempting to outdo you.

Like when Ashlee Simpson stole Fez away from LiLo and then LiLo banned Ashlee and Jessica from her MTV Award party and then the Simps went ballistic, banned LiLo from Jimmy Fallon's party and spread gossip about LiLo in all the celeb rags. Take that you stupid elephant!

Take that you stupid elephant by Stupid Elephant July 16, 2008

purple elephant 

A definition used to describe drunk elephants that are not secure in the restictions of the law.

If an elephant drinks more than 30 units of alchol, he is a purple elephant.

Sarge: We've got another purple elephant loose in the Zoo. Damn those Japanese tourists!

purple elephant by jimmieeeeee August 27, 2005

brass elephant 

a gorge, or sally person who engauges in personal gain.

that was a brass elephant he pulled on me stealing my own personal gain.

brass elephant by rat pack October 14, 2008

dead elephant 

A sports team, player, boss, or coworker that's so incompetent, they stink like the rotting corpse of a dead elephant.

I've been a fan of theirs since Roberto Clemente roamed Forbes Field, but today's dead elephant Pittsburgh Pirates are the laughing stock of MLB.

dead elephant by El Gringo Del Mingo July 7, 2010

Brown Elephant

Fat person rolling in poop

George was such a brown elephant today! He rolled around in feces and santorum all day. He likes it dirty.

Brown Elephant by Brownsantorum June 5, 2011

The Elephant man 

An act where a male lays his sack across the eyes of a person, a ball in each eye socket and then bends his penis causing a "C" shape. Then inserting it in their nose/mouth depending on the gender of the victim causing the appearance of a elephant trunk.

Oh shit, check it out! Larry fell asleep and Patrick is totally giving him the elephant man! EWWWWWWW!

The Elephant man by Conan Owens February 12, 2009

Cambodian Elephant 

When a male(usually black)Is having agressive anal sex with his woman and at the climax he pulls back her hair and takes his member out and ejaculates on her face.When you pull her hair back she looks like an elephant when she screams.

Dude 1:I gave my girl a cambodian elephant last night.I pulled out like 10 of her hairs,but i made a bullseye into her mouth when she screamed like an elephant.
Dude 2:Lolaroni,dude.

Cambodian Elephant by My Psuedonym :D December 6, 2009