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the bald mf that gives notes while thinking about the girls on his soccer team
Dude eddie pittman is a pedo
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Eddy

A terrible individual who, at first, seems pretty..okay. With time, however, the people around him notice that he is, in fact, someone awfully mean, cruel, stinky and without any manners. Eddy is impolite and narcissic and women will soon or later see his true nature (of a monster)!
Eddy is so late, I will never invite him again!
Have you seen the hair of Eddy? Straight out garbage!
Eddy is so terrible, I will never present him to my mom!
by moumamouamaa November 21, 2021
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Eddie

Eddies (or Edisons) are usually the best person you'll ever meet. They give the best hugs and can always make you smile. However, if you cross him you will never be closer to death because he is the king of arguing. Eddie's are often members of the LGBTQ+ community and being in a relationship with them is a truly enriching experience so never let go of them. You may call him stubborn but he just stands up for his beliefs no-matter-what. He is not stubborn he just has strong opinions so arguing is never a good idea because he will always win. He is always extremely intelligent and immensely funny. He is good at sports that are not so mainstream and has an amazing body.

Never let go of an Eddie if you have one.
Friend: I wonder who won the award for the best person in the entire world and you can't argue coz u know it's true?

Other Friend: The results were announced yesterday, it was obviously Eddie!
by U-Know-It's-Tru May 28, 2019
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Dr Eddie

A teacher who doesn't know what the HELL he/she is talking about. Makes the students do all the work (aka busy work) since he/she is fucking clueless about the entire field of study.

However, even though he/she cannot teach, he/she is a wonderful person. Super nice.
Person 1: "Our teacher can't teach at ALL!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she is sooo nice. She even helped me fix my flat tire!!!"
Person 1: "Hmmmm...terrible teacher but wonderful lady...she must be a dr eddie!"
by 987654321 December 28, 2007
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Eddie

Sweetest guy around. Edward is an Old English name given to those who are very lucky. It is comes from Old English words 'ead' meaning 'happy' or 'prosperous' and 'weard' meaning 'guard'. Those named after Eddie often have a large penis and a love for sex. Eddie's are extremely Good Men, are incredibly attractive for not only physical appearance but also their great sense of humour, they thrive on making others laugh and are very intelligent

Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humour. he pleasures woman in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Surrounded by friends, an Eddie is a one in a million.
1# Who's he? He's hot?

2# It's Eddie.

-Every girl needs an Eddie in her life.
Sarah : Guess who I met last night?

Becky : who?

Sarah: Eddie!

Becky : Your so lucky
by EDN08 November 22, 2021
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Eddy

A very handsome guy and have a long penis
I walk with Eddy that have a Shlong penis
by DraccoDaMan November 27, 2021
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