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Earth Grown Enlightenment

Another word for Cannabis/Marijuana/The devil's lettuce. Often used in a more comedic setting.
Alice: Yo, do you have any of that good stuff, that earth grown enlightenment-stuff?
Bob: What are you talking about?
Alice: Weed Bob, weed...
by StraightToTheUnderground November 2, 2022
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the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.
by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015
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Earth

What most humans litter on.
What most humans don’t care about
Where most humans spill oil in its oceans.
Where most humans cut its trees.
Where humans live.
Mr.Beast: ima plant 20M trees.
Lumberjack: Don’t repopulate on the Earth.
by Mr.Mortal January 5, 2020
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left earth

by Cash Carti. June 2, 2017
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The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
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Like nothing on earth

The alien landscape stretched before them, its jagged, rainbow-hued rock formations like nothing on Earth.
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
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Oppy earth

What's the best server in the world oppy earth
by Jerryofficial November 24, 2021
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