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the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.
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Salt of the earth

A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.

Used to refer to a toxic individual.
Hope it was worth it, people like yourself are the salt of the earth, bring nothing but famine and destruction to the land
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Earth lettuce

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday
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Earth

What most humans litter on.
What most humans don’t care about
Where most humans spill oil in its oceans.
Where most humans cut its trees.
Where humans live.
Mr.Beast: ima plant 20M trees.
Lumberjack: Don’t repopulate on the Earth.
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managed out to earth

When a junior VC gets booted / managed out of their firm and finds a regular product, ops, strategy role and joins the rest of Silicon Valley plebeians
Caroline: What happened to Vikram? He stopped posting IG stories of Europe?

Kevin: oh he got managed out to earth by a16z. Seems like he’s a growth PM at Smartsheet now
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EARTH

Egypt, America, Russia, Texas, Helium
mars: bro, i love EARTH
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mars: bro, the communists doee
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