Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 29, 2014

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national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

by Little guy 02 August 27, 2021

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carmol douchebag

a light skinned carmol, who is a douchebag

while waiting for a bus, this person is stopped by everyone even little old ladies, and is told to go fuck yourself...carmol douchebag!

by isuhyou90 June 06, 2011

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Californian douchebag

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo

Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night

by Dezzuh February 08, 2023

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Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndrome

When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.

"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.

by Toddthedouche January 12, 2011

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