douchebag

Someone who likes to "speak their mind," who thinks that you want to listen to the sound of their voice.

Quit showing off and just pay attention, you fucking douchebag.

by Nogoogleyeyes August 4, 2016

douchebag

a complete fucking pretentious asshole with an over aggrandized sense of entitlement.
can be a man or a woman.

you sir are a douchebag!

that fucking loser douchebag bitch thinks that her feelings, wants and needs are more important than everyone else's!

by limeade girl December 7, 2016

Douchebag

Way to say someone is an asshole, or jerk. Term used by 90's kids and has now made a resurgence in the 2010's.

Personal device for women to clean their vagina after their period.

The editors of urban dictionary are douchebags!!!

by Lil' Bitty January 3, 2019

douchebag

One who causes a problem through wrongdoing, incompetence or neglect and then wants to take credit for fixing the same problem, and would attempt character assasination against anyone who threatens to expose their facade.

Your business partner is a total douchebag!

by Insigtful June 12, 2018

douchebag

somebody that wears white glasses or has that white g shock watch.

man he is such a douchebag, look at him in his white glasses and that g shock!

by qwerty boii February 16, 2019

DoucheBag

A DoucheBag is a person who makes shit up and blames it on you.

For example "Luciano is a douchebag because he made a romour that I was a pedophile"

by G003y September 14, 2018

Douchebag

The shittiest weakest "insult" ever by someone who is too afraid to use proper insults because they are too scared to use swearwords, or are about 13 and don't like cuss words.

Example:

Person 1: "Hey you, you are a douchebag!"
Person 2:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you are going to insult me, use a proper fucking insult you fucking pussy!!"
Person 1: "I can't because I'm 13 and I don't like cuss words"

by Fen_Tan_Ill September 20, 2018