Day in loo

Similar to an unauthorised day in lieu, where one spends the day in a work cubicle playing phone games, searching for porn and thinking about urban dictionary definitions.

Boss: 'Are you taking another day in loo then, David?'
David: 'How'd you know, Boss?'
Boss: 'Partly because you missed the big meeting, but mainly cause you're absolutely covered in jizz, you reprobate'

by Anonymous submissions May 13, 2019

history day

The most worst day in the history of the world

(You)OMG its the worst day ever! (Friend) Must be history day.

by Hosted287 December 6, 2017

Willow Day

This is the day we celebrate all the Willows, Wilows, Wyllows and Wylows out there! It’s on the 25th of April every year and we all celebrate by giving them a huge hug. We thank them for being their self and always being there when we need them.

WE LOVE YOU WILLOWS/WILOWS/WYLLOWS/WYLOWS

Friend: hey Willow, it’s 25th of April, you know what that means!!!!
All Friends of Willow: HAPPY WILLOW DAY! WE LOVE YOU WILLOW!!!
Willow: aww, you guys are the best!

by Unknown Birb September 8, 2020

Tamara Day

WOOP! It’s Tamara Day! We celebrate all Tamaras/Tamoras/Temaras in the world. Tamara means “palm tree” which is symbolic for their beautiness. It’s on March 1 every year and it’s time to PARTAYYYYYYYYY BABY! All Tamaras/Tamoras/Temaras are beautiful no matter what!

WE LOVE YOU TAMARA

Friend: Guess what day it is today?
Tamara: Umm, idk
All Friends of Tamara: IT’S TAMARA DAY! WE LOVE YOU!!!
Tamara: You guys are the best! I love you too!!!!

by Unknown Birb September 8, 2020

Raoliuntine’s Day

The best holiday ever - basically like if Christmas, Chanukah, and Veteran’s Day had a baby and raised it together in a gingerbread house.

Happy Raoliuntine’s Day!

by Raoliuntinesdayobserver February 13, 2023

Kiss day

Kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Um, hey would you like a kiss its national kiss day

by Vsjfidkwbcuxuwhebcudbeb October 29, 2019

Skipper Day

Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))

'Yo, happy skipper day'

'Wat's that?'
'A special day when i can hit u and be a dumb hoe ;))'

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020