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Geometry Dash

stupid game that i wasted 7 dollars on (ios and steam including taxes) and i cant get past the first fucking level FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFFKCICJCJCKFIFIIFISIAWI

Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT
Some random 14 yearold: im gamer cool man
Me: you waste money on geometry dash
by T1ngTang April 13, 2024
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Dash of woe

The act if running instantly from a location on experiencing upsetting or unwanted news. Usually an action performed by upset children but can also be observed in emotionally volatile adults.
Janet (hot on John) saw John kissing Mike and immediately performed a dash of woe from the party
by Alternativegem December 28, 2020
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Dash

by ASDFMovieFan March 11, 2025
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Dick N Dash

When you engage in intercourse and depart immediately after never to be seen Or heard from again.
Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.
by iamanthonydean May 24, 2020
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Toilet Dash

When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.
Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!
by Conn-06 October 9, 2019
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Geometry Dash 2.2

The thirteenth official update to Geometry Dash, a game developed by Swedish developer Robert Topala, also known as RobtopGames or Zhenmuron. The update was released on December 19th, 2023, and was announced when RobTop released a tweet reading "Check Steam" with a gif of Thanos. 2.2 was the first update since the 2.1 update, which released on January 16th, 2017. 2.2 added a plethora of new features. Such as camera controls, shaders, an advanced particle system, 500+ new icons, a revamped physics system, platformer mode (which allows the player to move as they would in a traditional platforming game), a new gamemode, and many more. 2.2 was the highest anticipated update in Geometry Dash history and the game is currently on update 2.206, which released on June 1st, 2024.
The new Geometry Dash 2.2 update just dropped! Time to milk it for views!! x3
by ItsRainningOutside August 12, 2024
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Dick dashing

Delivering h sick around town ro women who requested you
These women keep calling me to come thru, guess I'll be dick dashing this week
by The Ru October 14, 2022
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