Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014

Douchebag

Thomas Eddison

"THE TYPE OF GUY WHO ASSUMES ALL THE WORK IS DONE AND COMES IN TO STEAL IT. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG"

by NickolaTeslaFan#1 August 22, 2022

national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021

Douchebag

Someone like Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a douchebag.

by ZachTheSaint July 5, 2021

Douchebag

The shittiest weakest "insult" ever by someone who is too afraid to use proper insults because they are too scared to use swearwords, or are about 13 and don't like cuss words.

Example:

Person 1: "Hey you, you are a douchebag!"
Person 2:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you are going to insult me, use a proper fucking insult you fucking pussy!!"
Person 1: "I can't because I'm 13 and I don't like cuss words"

by Fen_Tan_Ill September 20, 2018

Douchebag

Any Hillbilly hick with the first name Robert.

Robert this arrogant keyboard cowboy is a douchebag.

by Glass Cardinal April 9, 2024

douchebag

A guy who acts like he's accomplished more than he actually has.

Bob is a real douchebag for telling everyone that he fucked your mom and sister last weekend ... he didn't fuck your sister 'til Wednesday.

by A-ronYo September 17, 2021