herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

Blackout Crabs

When you have crabs and you pour booze in your pubes then your crabs get blackout and die.

Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.

by DickWagger225 September 10, 2016

jazoo creest

a funny way to say jesus christ in a way many people won't understand if they dont know what it means which makes it funny

Jazoo creest! All this boy drama is so overwhelming.

by fern gimble July 31, 2017

Virtual crabs

The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.

I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!

by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018

Bush Crabs

Another name for pubic lice

Tom has bush crabs

by Poohdeb August 15, 2018

Head crease

Another phrase for your neck

Your head crease looks long

by tmarsh666 September 29, 2018

Mr.Crabs

MrCrabs is a character in SpongeBob. Mr. crabs likes money. He owns the krusty crab. He lives in a gaint anchor under the sea.

Hi I’m Mr.Crabs I like money.

by Surfynote February 2, 2019