instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 March 14, 2014

chantilly cream

To cream pie inside a woman's ass and for her to push it back out.

That Sophie is a right slut, she let me Chantilly cream her round the back of Lidls!

by Zeranol April 15, 2016

Proscenium Cream

The rush of adrenaline and or endorphines from performing a show on stage

"Oh how i long for that Proscenium Cream"

"4 months of work just for that sweet sweet bit of proscenium cream"

by Thicc lord 4000 August 18, 2023

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u April 09, 2018

Cubical Cream

you take whatever meaning you want
whether it be cube
for stability
or cream
for riches
whatever you want it to be

i want cubical cream said john, whatever you want john

by fortnight dance April 27, 2021

Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.

It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.

by willyblake203 March 23, 2019

Bee cream

Bee cream is Good for your skin

Bee cream should be rubed on skin

by Christian1977 September 04, 2019