corned beef

A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.

why the fuck would you eat corned beef?

by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007

Corn on the cob

To cut someone's botton penis off with braces giving them a huge circumscion.

Billy screamed in pain when Jill corn on the cobbed him.

by Helloiseeu November 4, 2007

corn dog

Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.

Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?

by threezz January 3, 2009

Corn Muffin

When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out

I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast

by Grand Master Crash December 25, 2008

corn

The sex that a gay gets when he cornholes another gay guy.

that queer wants some corn.

by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009

corn

A new card game played in Northeast PA involving mutated vegetables, dinners, and general foods. Based on Magic: The Gathering.

Person A: Wanna go play corn cause we have no life?
Person B: OMFG! CHURE!
Kroth: Fuck you all.

by Kroth February 11, 2004

corn hole

an asshole
anal fuck

I stuck my penis in Karlys corn hole last night my balls flopped against her hot tan ass and I cummed in her asshole then i took it out and there was shit on my dick but i dont care becuase she is hot as hell.

by og mudbone24 November 24, 2009