Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021

coon top

The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.

Hey coon top

by fluvio March 22, 2011

Coon whore

The word Coon whore is used when you happen to see a possum or black woman with their legs spread

Yo look at that Coon whore she gon get the clap

by Gooch munkey November 23, 2021

tyler coons

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.

Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?

by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021

Coon

zappala

zappala is a coon

by Mikestyles May 16, 2023

Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.

Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"

by HoChiSock May 17, 2023

coon

basically yeahhhhhh, its will willbererforce

"that willberforce is a right coon"

by rk1010 May 22, 2023