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coochie smear

A coochie smear is, in loose terms, a smeared gastropod. The name is most often applied to land coochie smears, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name coochie smear is also used for most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled smear that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into. When the word "coochie smear" is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land coochie smear but also numerous species of sea coochie smears and freshwater coochie smears. Gastropods that naturally lack a smear, or have only an internal smear, are mostly called coochie SHmears, and land coochie smears that have only a very small smear are often called semi-coochie smear.
get that coochie smear, get that coochie bread, then leave. PEACE OUT.
by coochie_smear_squad August 17, 2020
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Hybrid Coochie

1. A nice ass coochie, sex with a hybrid coochie is comparable to stepping into a freshly bought Tesla. Great for the environment, and smells like new.

2. A synonym for bootyhole
1. Ex. Yo I heard Dave slid into Angelas hybrid coochie last night, he said she oxy cleaned it.

2. Ex. Charles put it in her hybrid coochie last night! This time is didn't smell like dish soap!
by Jyan The Prophet September 1, 2020
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Coochie Bong

When you burn a severed coochie in a Bong and inhale the contents.
Bruh, I ripped a fat load on that coochie bong
by ButchHarper September 11, 2020
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Coochie tongue

Vertical slit in the center of a tongue, often caused by wide spreading of the tongue during oral intercourse on a female.
Friend 1: "Hey man have you seen her tongue?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "She got that coochie tongue!"
by Johndoe69420 September 13, 2020
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premature coochie

Is for bitches with TAP smfh
Gent, you have a premature coochie.
by Brandonthesexymanhahaha September 20, 2020
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Coochie Man

Man with a generally large jaw and always gets coochie.
Bro that Coochie Man be ballin’!
by Emilyanddazit September 24, 2020
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Coochie man

A nigga who gets all the ladies💯
Bro you got a girl?

No bro I got mad females on my body I’m literally the coochie man💯
by Tymierhughes October 2, 2020
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