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Chuck Norris'd

When someone punches you in the nose so hard that you see an image of Chuck Norris, himself.
Random Dude: Holy fuck, that dude punched me in the face so hard I Chuck Norris'd myself!
Me: That sound's wrong!
by #ChuckNorris'd March 14, 2013
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Chuck Flick

The opposite of a chick flick; a movie directed mainly towards a masculine audience rather than feminine. They tend to include physics-breaking action sequences, sex, good comedy, less plot than Man of Steel and sex. Not necessarily including Chuck Norris.
Me and my bro stayed up all night watching a bunch of Chuck flicks. It was bloody amazing.

Chuck flicks, making your testicles quadruple in size since 1923.
by Jon Grey February 13, 2014
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chuck norris

chuck norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best god damn lemon-aid you've ever tasted!
by some_fucker December 13, 2016
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Chuck Norris

Damn Chuck, you a fuckin badass dayumn mothafucka Chuck Norris is badaaaaasssss
by l00l 23 January 26, 2017
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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris, you probably heard of him, if not just look up some info about him and then come back here so I can tell you some other info. Done? Ok here I go....

He was all mighty and powerful and killed whoever said something bad about him until some guys decided to put him into a deathbattle with another really strong dude called Sega, then they starts fighting, manage to break away from our universe and now since he is gone people became allowed to start shitting on him without consequences, so they did. He is now considered overrated an a failure even though he just happens to be fighting right now and is gone from our reality
Person 1: Dude have you seen that death battle with Chuck Norris and Sega what ever his name is?
Person 2: ye, when do you think it will end?
Person 1: I think time became irrelevant....
Person 2: true that Sega guy is pretty tough
by A complete joke February 11, 2017
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chuck on the spit

To get fucked from 2 sides (front and rear) at the same time
Do you practice chuck on the spit with your friends?
by Piteryo November 27, 2017
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Chuck norris

by gnfnhnhnhnh May 16, 2018
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