Christian Dude

My G, always wearing a cross, jokes for dayz, fire bars, c u in a bizzle.

Hey look it’s Christian dude, he’s here to fix my boiler

by Random plop March 14, 2019

sneaky christian

when a badass gets hammered drunk one evening party hops from house to house fucking at least five chicks each of different religious faith thus spreading his christian lovin among his community

i got so hammered last night i pulled a sneaky christian around town

by the baddest mutha fuka alive June 6, 2010

christian Blair

Very sexy man

“Do you know who Christian Blair is?”
“Ohhhh you mean the very sexy man?”
“Yeah yeah him”

by Pickle sucker 20046 December 22, 2022

Taking a Christian

Taking a Day off from work, because Christian is the colleague that always is on holiday.

I'm taking a Christian on Monday if that's OK?

by Schnodi2 August 17, 2022

Christian Valencia

Christian Valencia is a great friend that's always there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with all your problems. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantastic person, probably the best you could ever meet. Go up to him once in a while, he'll make you feel great.

Christian Valencia can you help me, please?
Yes, yes I can what's wrong?

by Coolboy152 December 13, 2018

christian nouveau

christian nouveau, if you belong to a trendy church based youth group such as younglife, or if your church has a big screen tv, or if during there is a rock band that plays during your service you are part of the christian nouveau movement.

John: Is this a church?
Kate: Yea isnt is awesome!
John: Why is there a huge tv hanging from the roof?
Kate: We use it for younglife to display movies during lockins
John: Kate, youre such a christian nouveau.

by macfan92 August 5, 2009

Christian Rock

another attempt by greedy men in suits to cash in on something. Basically "Christian Rock" is just another product that is pushed to be sold by men in suits sitting behind desks who are saying, "You stupid Christian youth, this is your music". Another product to be sold, conning you out of your money. Most Christian Rock has rock trappings but the melodies and song structures are lame, derivative and not very original or exciting. The lyrics are usually preachy, pompous, overbearing and propagandistic. True songwriters write from the heart, not according to some format or formula. If you want to hear entertaining rock'n'roll that covers themes that Christians can relate to, there is plenty of it. U2 is an excellent example, they ROCK. Also, Pink Floyd, Genesis, the Ramones, the Beatles, Rush, Peter Gabriel and many other big name acts cover mature topics, yes, even with religious references and inspiration. Jesus can be found in everything, if you look hard enough.

Christian rock ain't nothing but propaganda for right wing fundies who care about the "message" more the music. It ain't really too different, in that aspect, from so-called Nazi rock. It's just propaganda, a product. Most of it is really just lame "adult" pop anyway. "You Light Up My Life" is one of the most goopy and hideous pieces of trash to ever hit the charts and airwaves. "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" is a great slab of "Jesus rock" because it comes from the HEART, like rock'n'roll is supposed to do in the first place.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 9, 2007