Chocolate Squirrel

A squirrel covered in feces.

From the unrated version of the movie "Anchorman".
"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" --Brick Tamland
by Kung-fu Zombie January 04, 2005
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Chocolate Orgasm

The amazing feeling you get when delicious chocolate melts in your mouth.
After having no chocolate for 3 days, I just ate a piece and had a chocolate orgasm.
by Mell_Bear February 02, 2010
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Chocolate Orgasm

-A toe curling poop.

-An orgasmic feeling of bowel relief.
My stomach was hurting until i chocolate orgasmed and nearly came.
by Dj Dreidel December 25, 2013
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chocolate cowboy

1. a black man who has mastered the art of cowboying.

2. a homosexual, typically a white one, who likes black red neck like men exclusively.

3. a black homosexual cowboy i.e. chocolate chocolate cowboy.
ex.1: Tajuante jr. is just as dark and cowboyish like his daddy. he really has grown up to be a real chocolate cowboy!

ex.2: did you see steven at the gay rodeo last night with that black dude? talk about a chocolate cowboy lover. he never gets sick of that chocolate stick!

ex.3: friend 1: oh my god! are those guys black cowboys? i didn't know cowboys came in that color? are they kissing?!? i didn't know cowboys could be THAT gay!!! i don't know if that's a chocolate chocolate cowboy connection or black on black crime

friend 2: do you know anything?

friend 1: i know those cowboys are finding each other chocolaty delicious!
by negro jones strikes again November 12, 2008
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Chocolate Steamtrain

A large, solid and uncomfortable bowel motion, one that will cause Assburn.
" After being constipated for a week, the last thing you need is to have a Chocolate Steamtrain to relieve the break"
by D F Stuckey February 20, 2004
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pocket chocolate

When it's that time of the month and a girl puts chocolate in her pockets to eat throughout the day.
Guy: What's in your pocket?
Girl: Just some pocket chocolate!
by Teenage Girl February 24, 2014
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Chocolate Blaze

Noun- A group of agents who sell accounts and manipulate URLs in order to gain a large advantage in American football MMORPGs.

Verb- To have your team lose to a group of agents who have manipulated URLs, even though it is obvious that your team should have won in the first place.
There is no way we should have lost to that team. I guess we got Chocolate Blazed.
by GLB fan June 07, 2010
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