by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022
by You dun know April 11, 2023
by cake lover 180 November 11, 2020
During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.
Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?
Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.
Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.
by Susextrovert November 18, 2021
When one is so overly self confident in their personal accomplishments they become toxic to others or merely self destruct.
Bud: Did you see that simpleton lose his marbles over simple instructions?
Dude: He feels he knows all since his resumé seems so substantial.
Eoineo: He has a bad case of the Virals.
Dude: He feels he knows all since his resumé seems so substantial.
Eoineo: He has a bad case of the Virals.
by Viralism May 26, 2021
The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit
by just-a-little-kreature March 21, 2024
Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.
Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.
The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.
The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.
by DoctorAndy June 23, 2021