Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork pan across the
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
by icing_on_the_cake December 30, 2022
Get the Carrotmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019
Get the Mashed Carrotmug. Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?
No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025
Get the Einstein’s carrotmug. Teacher: What is your favorite animal Austin?
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.
by turbogiraffe February 17, 2022
Get the carrotmug. When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot
by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023
Get the Carrot Bitemug. A person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick sometimes. It takes a while to break their outer shell to see their nice side
by Aryec October 29, 2020
Get the carrot lordmug.