Carson

A huge nerd who can never stay awake in class because he doesn't sleep. He has green hair, looks like a girl, and gets 0 bitches.

Jeffrey: did you hear carson has never had a girlfriend
Vladimir Putin: everyone knows tjhar

by Tribnuts March 16, 2022

Carson

Somebody who will probably date sombody named noah hes also big and sexy

Jim:carsons sexy
Noah:ikr

by Cumbob April 3, 2022

Carson

Monster dump truck, fat curvy dick, Talk with a MEATTY muscles (the brain of course) with a hint of a scent that can be smelled across the room. But gah damn he got some hella tasty ass hair i ain’t gonna lie😩😩😩

Damn I want to have sex with Carson…🤤
I’m gonna bust

He’s such a baddie
FUCK ME CARSON

by Blaze868 April 6, 2022

Carson Eli Bear

I love his mom.
He is a mafia gang leader.

Carson Eli Bear can i have your mom

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 11, 2022

Carson

Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind

person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive”

by Joel embid May 10, 2022

Carson

A very muscular man with a pectoral gap and has a big ass that he likes to spread aggressively while hitting squats.

Oh look it’s a Carson he likes taking pre up his ass

by Four big guys May 11, 2022

Carlton Dry

AKA Dry

A simple beer for simple Aussies that love dual cab utes, rugby league, shit tattoos and beating their significant others.

The beer of choice for smooth brains.

oi cunt gizza casev dry (translation: greetings innkeeper, please give me a case of Carlton Dry)

by fart on my knob May 13, 2022