by Impopster April 28, 2023
Get the Carlos Koumug. by Pantherkingdom November 23, 2021
Get the Carlomug. The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
by Nick dick ass throat May 5, 2018
Get the carlo vallettamug. A very basic and whitewashed boy. Usually chasing over girls he won’t end up with and then goes on to pretending he doesn’t care. He likes partying and saying he has it all under control, when people know it’s not true.
by AHSlol69 August 4, 2020
Get the Carlosmug. The handsome man on earth. A guy with a beautiful smile and a big heart. Carlo will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls.
by Miau miau December 23, 2021
Get the Carlomug. He is a fun, kind and loving boy. He does not deserve anything for what he has been through, I just want to give him love and be able to see him smile as much as possible, he is the most beautiful boy, his smile makes me happy. I will do my best to be always together, I love you.
Carlos? He is my boy.
by Meloodyy November 22, 2021
Get the Carlosmug. 
Get the Carlosmug.