porridge curtain

Hadrian's Wall. Taking inspiration from the Berlin wall the symbolic border of the Iron Curtain.

After working in England for most of his life, Mac moved back north of the Porridge Curtain when he retired.

by DaveBourne January 27, 2024

Meat Curtains

Very large pussy flaps

She's got some fat ass meat curtains

by Italic February 5, 2018

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Fish curtains

Fish curtains are a slang term for pussy lips

I had to hitch up my shorts to wade through her fish curtains

by Zoen McChicken Lips June 23, 2024

Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020

Curtain Stroke

A hot, steamy stroking session behind the curtains. (a fetish)

Dari: I think sometimes you're aiming to give me a stroke.
Maya: Wasn't sure what stroke you was talking about there.

Dari: Well, I'd really enjoy a curtain stroke from you. Another, not so much.

by munsee May 5, 2020

curtain rings

When a womans vagina has meat curtains that hang down, and yet she has rings pierced on the elongated labia.

Damn! That bitch has curtain rings!

by Skinny dick October 6, 2017