Night Bus Friend

A fun-loving friend or associate who favours staying out on an evening even after the most convenient form of public transport has stopped running

"Did Bob get the Tube home after the pub shut on Friday?" "No, we went to a club until 4am. Bob's my Night Bus Friend."

by LastOrders March 12, 2009

Coconut Bus

A people mover or van that is always full of loads of pacific island natives on New Zealand roads. The vast majority of them are missing their WoF and/or registration. Most of the drivers don't even have licences to drive and don't wear safety belts. They emit gases from both the exhaust and from inside the vehicle due to the large consumption of KFC every Sunday after church.

Person 1: "Do you want KFC for lunch?"
Person 2: "Nah, the drive thru and car park are clogged with coconut buses."

by freddy_boi November 22, 2011

town bus

Someone who sleeps around a lot... been ridden by everyone, like the town bus.

That slut is Martha, the town bus.

by PHolder April 13, 2015

School Bus Nut

A student or athlete that misbehaves on a bus before they reach their designation

OMG, The wrestling team were pissed when TJ acted out in front of everybody, he is such a school bus nut

by I ran out of ideas April 16, 2018

The Lame Bus

A phrase suggesting that two or more people are discussing an unappealing or weird topic in conversation.

The lame bus just pulled into our kitchen.

I was sitting in my room and the lame bus decided to pull in.

by Nick Hooker February 17, 2009

The Express Bus Downtown

When someone with a perverted mind misconstrues something to be DIRTY, automatically. (DOWNTOWN alludes to nether regions)

"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."

by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Whatever drives your bus

In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.

Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.

Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.

by 333Emmaline May 10, 2010