Man from Bristol

A bored redneck from Bristol, TN

There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!

by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017

Sacred Child of Britain

The Sacred child of Britain is a girl called Martha, and she is sacred.

I wish I was like the Sacred Child of Britain!

by Neon Fox March 28, 2021

Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag

"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022

North-side Gang Leader (Brisbane)

The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).

Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045

Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)

by MrGoolerKid March 1, 2023

Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.

She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.

by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025

Nrg 100t rng good morning Britain fillip scofield

Pickle pickle poggers

Nrg 100t rng good morning Britain fillip scofield

by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 2, 2020

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023