Brady

Brady has mind blowing swagger because his dick hangs to his knees. Brady isn't picky, he will dick down anything in front of him. You cannot resist a Brady even though you know he is ran through. Brady is a little racist and a lot sexist but you can ignore anything for one night.

Q: Did you sleep with Brady?

A: Who hasn't

by BradyistheGOAT December 11, 2024

Brady Down

The greatest party house known to man-kind. Consisting of many beers and late night bangers. If Brady Down is rocking, all are welcome to come knocking.

“Hey man are you going to Brady Down this weekend?”

“Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?! Of course I’ll be there”

by Treecity252 August 9, 2021

Brady Queenan

If Jesus was reincarnated and played rocket league, pulls at the bitches with ease and Is secretly black

Brady Queenan stole my girl last week

by Deez ballerz July 16, 2021

Brady

A total shmexy sexy lad that will destroy the absolute fuck out of you in rocket league by using the wombo combo deluxe junior. He’s not a faggot

Hey look at the SSL he must be named Brady

by ThickDickDaddy37 June 22, 2021

Brady

me

Person: how are you Brady
Me: good

by Mpoc14 July 4, 2022

Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

Brady May

a big headass lesbian furry who legit wont stop bothering you hes very annoying and keeps you up till 2am every fucking night hes a major bottom with a 5mm dick and hes actually pretty nice tho

“man im so tired. brady may kept me up all night yesterday”

by botnamedcook January 28, 2020