man boobs

When a lardass's breastesses exceed the size of his female partners, and he needs some support in that region.

I saw a guy trying on a bra in Victoria's Secret. It was red and lacy.

by kat July 11, 2003

xtina's boobs

Gigantic, heavenly mountains of flesh, adorned by nipples most commonly covered with pixelated black stars. Glorious.

Hey, did you see bewbs.jpg? xtina's boobs are huge!

by roffroffrofflez June 28, 2004

boob check

The act performed when a woman checks to make sure her breasts are in place and not inadvertently exposed.

"Check out this picture of Natalie Portman doing a boob check."

by aerotive January 21, 2009

boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.

"Oh no, a piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"

by Tucker Sampson May 17, 2008

double boob

when the top of a girl's bra ends up mid-boob and creates hangover boob

"Dude, that girl has some serious double boob. It looks like she has four tits."

by briii23 March 22, 2009

Boob on the hooter

Uttered by musically gifted English crackhead, Pete Doherty, after hearing a nasty comment Morrisey made about him. Meaning is unclear, but linguists believe despite the sexual connotations, most people on the recieving end of such "boobing" are 50 year old virgins. Staple threat on The Strokes' internet message board.

"Ray Ray said that the last Strokes album wasn't as sexygreat as the first. We ought to boob him on the hooter."

by Viv February 5, 2005

Boob Shot

The act of throwing candy(like skittles) or other tidbits down a girls shirt/cleavage for the purpose of watching her retrieve it.

Huge boobs and low shirts are the best for Boob Shots!

by Kali'sBoobs June 2, 2010