one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

Blanket Pool

You put two couches together so that they make a “pool” and you chuck blankets (coverlets; doonas; what have you) and pillows in it. Jump in! It’s like a pillow fort but with couches and blankets!

Yesterday I binge-watched Rick and Morty from my blanket pool.

by Pineapple Hwy July 6, 2021

Plague Blanket

When outsiders from a group unknowingly bring poorly misrepresented and antithetical ideas into an existing group that ultimately spread and help create subversion.

Nazbols are anathema to the right and are ultimately plague blankets.

by Gunguy August 13, 2022

Dick Blanket/Dicky Do

Slang for a "male fupa" aka "Dicky Do". Eg: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.

DICK BLANKET/DICKY DO: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.

by Koonman69 August 14, 2022

waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.

Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.

by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022

Blanketable

Foldable, flexible, yohanable to fit the mold or the desired configuration in a way that provide comfort, warmth and satisfaction.

Talking to you on social media, I had no idea how blanketable you actually are in person!

by Encyclopédie August 16, 2022