Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.

Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”

by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021

Benjamin Wallace

Has the biggest cheeks, loves broccoli, and they always have a friend that is a red head. He is sweet, loving, and his favorite subject is English.

I love Benjamin Wallace’s cheeks!

by Bennjs January 27, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Benjamin

When someone is sexually attracted to both 80+-year-olds and 11-year-olds

Oh my god, you‘re such a Benjamin!

by HansPuetus January 29, 2024

Benjamin Carter

A name for Birth control.

A:"I forgot to "call" Benjamin Carter today"
B:"we can go "talk" to him at lunch"

by Beepigcowmooo May 17, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Benjamin

A bitch ass nigga who has no life

Dat nigga Benjamin a bitch OMM🖕🖕🖕

by Ana Green November 21, 2023