Waiter: Hey, you gonna tip me?
Dude: Sorry, I don’t have my credit card, and the only thing I have in my pocket is a Benjamin
Waiter: Fuck you!
Dude: Sorry, I don’t have my credit card, and the only thing I have in my pocket is a Benjamin
Waiter: Fuck you!
by Raycroc1940 November 5, 2023

King, even like a God of Satan. Always Loyal and will hurt anyone, that hurts the people he loves and cares about.
by Mexican God of fire November 1, 2020

Quentin Benjamin… a quite peculiar specimen. Quentin Benjamin is a fella with quite the large bottom and a dying love for the Michael bortolussi.
by Michael bortolussi lover 99 April 4, 2025

Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~`
Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Skanklin? That boy sure does listen to that ska music all the time."
by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
