Angry Beaver

Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.

OMG, girl! I shaved with a dull razor and now I have one Angry Beaver!

by foofy January 17, 2009

Beaver Poison

Commonly used to describe a man who is riddled with STDs. Technically defined as a lethally poisonous herbaceous plant (Conium maculatum) of the family Umbelliferae (parsley family).

Don't go out with Chad, he's beaver poison.

by Princess Clara January 12, 2005

beaver or clam

the question
beaver or clam? hairy pussy or shaved pussy?
beaver-hairy
clam-shaved

hey kari, beaver or clam?
in response:clam, wanna get in it?

by big brown beaver May 6, 2005

Dirty Beaver Damn

Nut in a bitch, take a shit in her pussy, then pack it in when your dick, eat out.

Gave some bitch the Dirty Beaver Damn.

by MarleyManSamJamClan January 10, 2009

Beaver

A very hairy female crotch

When her bush bites back

Joe: So, what did you do last night
Tim: I got to 3rd base with my girlfriend, but when i went for home, her beaver bit me
Joe: damn

by 6miroku9 January 14, 2008

BEAVERFOOT

OBSCURE-PUNGENT ODOR THAT EMINATES FROM THE UNCLEAN CROTCH OF A FEMALE. STRANGELY SIMILAR TO ATHELETES FOOT BUT DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT.

MY GOD SHE'S GOT BAD BEAVERFOOT!

by SMELLED IT August 1, 2008

Beaver

A cult hero in the island nation of New Zealand. this man was the 5 string fly half and was required for the world cup final. When he received the call up he was whitebaiting in a river.

He wore a shirt 3 sizes too small and nailed the winning kick.

"did you see Beaver in the final?"

"yea he was awesome think I got Beaver fever now"

by Ritchie McCaw October 24, 2012