A bashturk is a person of undeniable ugliness and stupidity. Detested by everyone, the bashturk will engage you with intolerable banter causing you to immediately vacate the confrontation.
You are a bashturk.
by Stuey423 February 25, 2007
Get the Bashturk mug.A bunch of bellends who hate on apple for no particular reason other than to get sexual satisfaction. Generally found on YouTube comment section, these morons will go on a nerd rage hating on apple and how expensive and shit their products are, even though A) They are not, they are just like any other product out there and B) Apple have never done anything to them to make them act this way.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
Apple basher: OH MY GOD, how shit is the new iPhone? it costs like $1000 and only has 2 cores in its processor? that technology is from the 19-fucking-50's. Macs are soooo over priced, their quad core processors are so out of date. Pcs are so much better and their quad cores are so fast, so much faster than the macs. Specs mean everything and i can judge because I know everything about computers and have read plenty of reviews of apple and everyone agrees that apple products are shit and for faggots.
by Wayne king January 9, 2014
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by Casey Joness March 10, 2007
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noun: A bearish stock market investor who frequents message boards to bad mouth a stock relentlessly...
That bashtard Juggle is a smart SOB, he is almost perfect in picking weak stocks on their way down...
by juggling_coal January 22, 2010
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*Miguel you bashing the candle in my department.*
*Miguel you bashing the candle in my department.*
by urbanboy16 May 7, 2016
Get the bashing the candle mug.Bashiba: A spicy word of multiple definitions.
1.A word used to greet someone you find sexually saucy.
2. A sexual pick up line or catch phrase when someone feels sexually succsesful.
3.a hidden way to say I love you bitch.
1.A word used to greet someone you find sexually saucy.
2. A sexual pick up line or catch phrase when someone feels sexually succsesful.
3.a hidden way to say I love you bitch.
Example 1: b a s h i b a *eyebrow wiggle*
Example 2: BASHIBA BITCH!
Example 3:
Gerald: Ann, I just wanna say, Bashiba, you ass hat.
Ann:... Fuck you Gerald, bashiba lol.
Example 2: BASHIBA BITCH!
Example 3:
Gerald: Ann, I just wanna say, Bashiba, you ass hat.
Ann:... Fuck you Gerald, bashiba lol.
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 6, 2018
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