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Barbarian Handstand

(v.) The action of sticking your arm down the anus of another person while they’re doing a handstand, pulling out their feces then eating it while pissing on the person.
I gave my friend a Barbarian Handstand last night.
by skinnypusher April 25, 2025
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barb contracks

“Idfk bro, like slang.”

Type shit; period; she contrack on my contracktions ‘till I barb.
“barb contraacksss!!!”

“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”

“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”

“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”

“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”

“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..

“Hello, barb!”

“Yeah, barb contracks”

“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”
by goobiousgoober May 5, 2025
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Barb hut

A building filled to the brim with copeus amounts of huge, barely clothed, oily men
Did you really think your hog could ressist the temptation of the barb hut?
It Wont!
by Bobby Mc Gee May 26, 2025
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Barbados cold

Barbados cold is an ice cold drink poured over ice so that it is as cold as possible. Nothing better.
by Dave from Fulham July 28, 2025
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Babs

A back with a boarder line unholy amount of muscles on it. Abs on your back. Back abs. Babs.
Velma: Today I saw the sweetest set of babs. Made me want to drizzle honey all over his back and rub my clit on it like a washboard.

Daphne: I did that once and got rope burn on my pussy. Though it was totally worth it for those sweet scrumptious babs.
by Djscrewup August 2, 2025
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Barbarian

A italian who bleaches their buzzed hair to look like Eminem but because they have caramel skin they look like a barbarian from coc
Dude his hair makes him look like a bArbarian
by Roundyismybitch August 17, 2025
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Barbantuan

A large human, beyond gargantuan to the point of being a Barbara
Barb is looking extra barbantuan today
by Blabablaba August 18, 2025
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