a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
Get the attach balloons tomug. redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment
by Everyyone May 4, 2018
Get the balloon cidermug. Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...
by The Philosopher Of Our Times August 24, 2016
Get the Balloon Doggingmug. a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
by Sexydimma January 15, 2013
Get the attach balloons tomug. A Czech waterballoon is when someone puts MDMA or MDA in the tip of a condom that has had a hole poked in the tip & then place's the condom on an errect penis before initiating sex, the fluids from intercourse then mix with the mdma and slowly squirt out with the bonus being when the man ejaculates it mixes and then absorbs and squirts out into the partner getting both parties high.
by GeminaTor January 4, 2023
Get the Czech Water Balloonmug. by warspark February 24, 2015
Get the hot air balloonmug. The act in which a male ejaculates in their partners mouth causing it to fill up. The man then smacks his penis on the mouth causing hot sticky cum to spray out like a hot air balloon.
Friend #1: dude I was hot air ballooning my gf last night.
Friend #2: damn I really want to try that with mine.
Friend #2: damn I really want to try that with mine.
by Icnvnu February 13, 2023
Get the Hot air ballooningmug.