The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel
by Bugamasoo February 12, 2021
Get the Bagelingmug. When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter on a Bagelmug. by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018
Get the Bagel in the Chimneymug. A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.
by Jimmiiiiiiii December 7, 2019
Get the Bagellingmug. Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.
by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018
Get the Door Bagelmug. The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.
by BetterBagel November 23, 2021
Get the The Better Bagelmug. VOTE BAGEL 2020 (he may have a weird obsession with the Beatles and isn’t funny and is sometimes boring but still)
by Millowwww September 27, 2020
Get the bagel 2020mug.