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bagel cult

cult needs: 3 people.

we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..

c u l t
by quibblee May 4, 2021
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Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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Bagel

She is a bagel for hooking-up with my ex.
by The Bagel Maker April 2, 2017
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Bagel

Bagel means a small chode (dick), it is used as an excuse when one of the homies sends a dick pic by accident.
‘What was that’
Dude it was just a picture of a bagel’
by Blagblog January 11, 2022
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Bagelling

A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.
I’m horny, fancy a bagelling?
by Jimmiiiiiiii December 7, 2019
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Knuckle Bagel

If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*
by jbongo September 12, 2025
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Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.
Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome
by Hippiechef July 25, 2016
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