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Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.
5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."
by Cinderella Seuss December 1, 2023
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The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel
That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment
by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023
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trash bagel

1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.

2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022
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NO Bagel

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No bagel no bagel
by Person.0. November 23, 2018
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Bagel with nutella

by Edsva October 20, 2018
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gay bagel

The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,
Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.
by Lil_JacknSEA August 8, 2017
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Brown Bagel

A brown bagel is when your partner shuts and covers their vagina with it. Then you proceed to eat them out
Yo my girl really switched it up on me last night, had me do the brown bagel with her
by Daddyuwuyesplease February 22, 2019
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