Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.

Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!

by woopdidoop March 26, 2018

Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

Awkward Tomatoes

When something awkward happens

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes

by jessiej May 02, 2011

Awkward Porker

An awkward erection.

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!

by Bongo9000 August 17, 2015

Awkward shrub

The new awkward turtle. A moment of cold, unmoving social displeasure.

"I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."

by Shrubbery July 05, 2013

Awkward Aiden

He is a very famous celebrity (To clarify he is a celebrity he is very celebrated) he likes minecraft and being gay

I killed Awkward Aiden on March 15th. They have not found the body yet.

by bigbigbigchicken March 15, 2024

Socially awkward

Lewis bettison

Lewis bettison is socially awkward

by Jeremy junior June 20, 2021