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awkward rizz

When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the him. Usually doesn't work.
Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."

Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024
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Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler
Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.
by HohefStalin December 26, 2011
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Awkward Silence

an awesome bop by the even more awesome bois stray kids ! a chilly ubeat song that makes you feel like "wow! i for sure felt that !" thank you living legend christopher bang
me: have you ever heard Awkward Silence?
susan: wdym? i was in plenty ones haha, there was one time when-
me: no you don't get it susan. you never do
by bug01 September 2, 2018
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Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
by J_tits November 11, 2011
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the awkward prom

When you fuck in the backseat of a car at 1 in the morning in the parking lot of a school after prom.
Did you hear that Sarah and John did the awkward prom last night?
by Theawkwardprom.com April 6, 2017
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Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.
John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010
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awkward

me
i am awkward
by Xeries July 31, 2024
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