Whimper Audio

April 12th is the national “ sending your partner a whimper audio. ” No explanation needed.

Anyone: “ Hey, it's April 12th today. You know what that means! Send me a Whimper Audio ”

Their partner: “ Uhh, Alright.. ”

by Lemmehititfromtheback123ONG April 7, 2024

Sex audition

When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.

I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.

by Craterdome September 27, 2024

Nut Audio

An MP3 file or sound only video consisting of the sound one makes when ejaculating.

Yo man, did you hear Alex's nut audio. He was really loud

by YeetTheChild69 January 13, 2025

Modern Audience

"Fans" who play games they're supposedly a fan of on YouTube through walkthrough videos, and not their console or PC, aka larpers.

Larper: "Video Games are meant to be played" Yeah tell that to the poor and disabled buddy
Fan: Wow, we found the mythical modern audience

by PomuHub March 19, 2026

Street auditor

Street auditor: Mainly in the UK is someone who films in public spaces, such as police stations and refugee hotels, often to test how authorities and staff respond. In the UK, some street auditors make a living from this activity, earning revenue on platforms like YouTube. They use cameras, drones, and sometimes have bodyguards. They may linger around police stations or refugee hotels, sometimes being asked to leave but refusing, leading to trespassing and provocations. They often believe they are experts in UK law and try to outsmart the police by citing legal statutes, sometimes giving the impression that they have a law degree or extensive legal knowledge. This behavior can cause tensions, lead to confrontations, and put additional strain on police resources, especially when officers are already overloaded. It can also be a form of new entertainment and potentially cause prejudice against both the police and refugees who are simply trying to go about their lives. Moreover, sometimes this provocation can lead to violent outbursts, making it dangerous for themselves, the public, and the police. Additionally, some of these clips can go viral, amplifying their impact.

Lee: Bruv, I saw this mad video. On YouTube the other day This street auditor was proper winding everyone up—he got into a massive scrap with these refugees, and the police had to come and arrest him! It was proper intense, Bruv LOL.
Frank: Shut up Bruv LOL.
Lee: It was mental! Bruv I reckon he was definitely winding them up of camera, that geezer loves winding up the police refugees the public and security guards bruv LOL and wasting loads of police time. It's entertaining, but it's a kind of like human bear-baiting, bruv

Frank: Yeah, Init Bruv LOL
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 24, 2025

De ja audio

Like 'de ja vu', or 'havent we seen this before' meaning an experience from the past that was very similar...De ja audio is when you have heard the same story before...

"Hey man, I think by BS detector went off." Bob said.
"Yeah, I know," Eric replied, "Isn't this 'de ja audio'?"

by tatubaron March 14, 2010

dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014