Ass skating

When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.

Girl 1: How was the rink?

Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.

by NotASkater January 24, 2009

Bull Ass Shit

A reference to a general concept, which one hates, but does not want to directly mention.

"The only reason I'm wearing this bull ass shit is because I woke up five minutes before pchem and was like "shit, it's five minutes before pchem"

"I'm tired of this bull ass shit"

by bittercornellalum November 7, 2009

Sweet Ass Shit

when you take a diarrhea dump after eating a massive amount of chocolates with nothing else in your stomach this form of shitting is so fucking bad it makes your ass hole feel sick your ass will do a geyser of shit

i ate to much chocolates now my ass wont quite throwing up i hate the sweet ass shits

by kitsune01 October 27, 2011

Ass-Slurper

One who engages in open-ass slurping

uh dude, is that an ass your slurping? hey guys! check this out. Tad's an ass-slurper!

by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

ass shrapenal

Noun - This substance is emitted with an abundance of force, excreted from the anus. It is so explosive and nasty that irregular foot taping or whistle'n should be performed in unison with the act to cover your tracks.

<Dude> Man, that mexican food has giving me ass shrapenal, i have had ring around the asshole for 3 days now and i still keep pouring em out.

by Gito March 29, 2005

chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

Porn Ass Sheet Streak

A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.

After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.

by Berkules May 22, 2008