by Steve gavy September 6, 2011
Get the Alabama Speedstickmug. Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.
“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut”
“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”
“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”
by Nick0985 October 19, 2021
Get the alabama farmyardmug. by You're on me get off me May 24, 2019
Get the Alabama ninjamug. boy: ooo you sexy
girl: aye thankyou, ur high right
boy: lets go to the bedroom
girl: ur my brother!!
people from the other side of the room:
only in alabama :0
girl: aye thankyou, ur high right
boy: lets go to the bedroom
girl: ur my brother!!
people from the other side of the room:
only in alabama :0
by ben dover mike hunt dixie norm October 17, 2019
Get the only in alabamamug. When one jizzes on the small of the back and uses a hairdryer so as to fan the semen as it dries. Then the dried semen is deposited into the lady's b-hole like uncle scrooge's money bin.
My best friend's mom was a little short on money, so I gave her an Alabama ducktail to deposit in her money bin.
by Uncle Screwj May 7, 2017
Get the Alabama ducktailmug. Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.
Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?
Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!
Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!
by Kodak999 August 14, 2019
Get the Alabama noodlingmug. by quincy and mike June 22, 2009
Get the alabama lemonademug.