alabama skinny

Slightly overweight. About 10 pounds more than you should weight.

Since most of alabama in fat being chubby is considered skinny

Newyorker: wow I got flabby I must've gained 20 pounds since last year

Alabamian: naw man ur alabama skinny

by wicked clowns mothafucka!! September 6, 2012

Alabama Speedstick

When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.

I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)

by Steve gavy September 6, 2011

Alabama Filipina

When a Filipina comes out in an all leather outfit with a whip in her hands and you have to grab a Dr. Suess book and read it like a 3rd grader.

Mary gave Jacob an Alabama Filipina on Christmas while Rick was watching.

by Roy_McNair January 4, 2023

Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.

I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.

by MartonB April 3, 2022

alabama farmyard

Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied.

“I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut”

“Dad I came home early last night and I walked in on Samanthas Alabama farmyard…”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Alabama Snickers

First you eat a lot of nuts (peanuts, cashews, pistachios, etc.), then you shit on your hand. After covering your hand with the nut chocolate mixture you fuck a guy in the ass and use your mixture covered hand to give him a reach around.

Scottie-"Todd doesn't look so well this morning."
Larry-"Yeah he hasn't been the same after the boss gave him an Alabama Snickers."

by Lnpbdfm July 26, 2021

alabama lemonade

when a guy pisses into a girl's vagina and then has a sexy time

I have such a German fetish, i think i am going to give her an alabama lemonade

by quincy and mike June 22, 2009